(copped this one from The New York Times today...)

"We're getting shown a lot of love, but we're also getting a lot of stares like we're aliens or something. Am I the only person out here with dreadlocks?"
-SHELVIN COOTER, one of 583 people relocated from New Orleans to a National Guard camp south of Salt Lake City.

"don't even try. i'm sleeping inside with a big dog, an ugly woman, two shotguns, and a claw hammer."
-cautionary message to looters spray painted onto boarded-up oriental rug shop.